BOSS BITCH ALERT: Beyoncé ruins lives with new video for Countdown
As the owner of BBToday, I would like to extend an apology to all of you. Not too long ago, I made a post about the mad scramble that all of the basic bitches have gone on after Beyoncé’s pregnancy announcement
. In this post, I pontificated on the game without Beyoncé for a few months. I assumed that Beyoncé would take some time off to focus on her family and the second coming using her ethereal womb as a passageway into this world, and for this I apologize.
Last night, Beyoncé unexpectedly dropped a video for the song Countdown
, the crazy up-tempo dance song (and my personal favorite from the album). The video, like the song, has a very unique style to it, and it works for the song so well. It was probably filmed before she was pregnant, but it seems as though she added a snippet of the luckiest child in the world during the first chorus. Her dancing is nothing intricate, and the first outfit is very simple but works for the song. As the video progresses, Beyoncé sports some cute looks and shows off that beautiful face of hers.
So what does this mean for the basic bitches in the game? I was told Keri Hilson saw the video and downed an entire bottle of store-brand household ammonia, Rihanna’s eyebrows were raised so high that they traveled all five miles of her forehead (from bottom to top) and that Ciara broke a toenail after immediately going into a frenzied flurry of backbend practices. Instead of sitting her ass at home and making Jay-Z bring her fried pickles, nutella and tubs of Ben&Jerry’s, it’s clear that Beyoncé is set on running the game all the way into her third trimester (and I wouldn’t be surprised if she was rehearsing for a show-stopping performance as she dilates at the hospital). Beyoncé’s pregnancy craving seems to be the wigs and weaves of all your fave bitches, and this video is a roar out to every bitch who thinks they’re going to get anywhere near her spot while she’s pregnant.
Be warned: you never want to piss off a pregnant woman, and Beyoncé’s not that bitch to fuck with.