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May 29, 2012
Madonna rehearsing Express Yourself + Born This Way for the MDNA Tour.
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March 21, 2012
Madonna debuts Girl Gone Wild video, Gaga stans continue to embarrass themselves.
Madonna has dropped the video for her latest single, Girl Gone Wild. Fresh off of her newest album, MDNA, Madonna’s Girl Gone Wild shows us that even at twice the age of some of the bitches in the pop game, she can still scalp a bitch. Having been influenced by her own past videos, Madonna serves us some crazed, bondage-frantic sex romp with a plethora of wonderful looking models. Simple and to the point, Girl Gone Wild sticks to its guns and doesn’t try to be anything more than what it is: a club-bumpin’ fuck frenzy theme song.
Of course, Lady Gaga stans are continuing to embarrass themselves by saying some ridiculous things all over the web. I don’t think I’ve ever felt such secondhand embarrassment as I do today for these Gaga stans.
I have always believed that stupidity and ignorance are no excuses for wrongdoings. Maybe if these Gaga stans weren’t semen and zygotes when videos like Vogue or Human Nature came out, they’d know Madonna has domineered the styles seen in Girl Gone Wild or in any Lady Gaga video before anyone else. They could have also youtube’d videos like Justify My Love and Erotica and also saw how ahead of the times Madonna has been, and how much of an influence she has been on Lady Gaga. Considering the fact that Lady Gaga is a walking tribute to Madonna, I think Lady Gaga fans should follow the fearful move of their mother monster and flee the scene before they call someone a copycat while Madonna ascends to her throne once more.
Check out the video for Girl Gone Wild below. What do you think?
Madonna has dropped the video for her latest single, Girl Gone Wild. Fresh off of her newest album, MDNA, Madonna’s Girl Gone Wild shows us that even at twice the age of some of the bitches in the pop game, she can still scalp a bitch. Having been influenced by her own past videos, Madonna serves us some crazed, bondage-frantic sex romp with a plethora of wonderful looking models. Simple and to the point, Girl Gone Wild sticks to its guns and doesn’t try to be anything more than what it is: a club-bumpin’ fuck frenzy theme song.
Of course, Lady Gaga stans are continuing to embarrass themselves by saying some ridiculous things all over the web. I don’t think I’ve ever felt such secondhand embarrassment as I do today for these Gaga stans.
I have always believed that stupidity and ignorance are no excuses for wrongdoings. Maybe if these Gaga stans weren’t semen and zygotes when videos like Vogue or Human Nature came out, they’d know Madonna has domineered the styles seen in Girl Gone Wild or in any Lady Gaga video before anyone else. They could have also youtube’d videos like Justify My Love and Erotica and also saw how ahead of the times Madonna has been, and how much of an influence she has been on Lady Gaga. Considering the fact that Lady Gaga is a walking tribute to Madonna, I think Lady Gaga fans should follow the fearful move of their mother monster and flee the scene before they call someone a copycat while Madonna ascends to her throne once more.
Check out the video for Girl Gone Wild below. What do you think?
March 19, 2012
February 27, 2012
February 3, 2012
Anonymous asked: What you think about what madonna said about Britney?
I’m assuming you’re referring to this interview, where Madonna commented on Lady Gaga: “She’s not Britney Spears. She’s not built like a brick shithouse.”
Madonna is right. Gaga is no Britney and she will never be Britney. Had she gone through half the shit Britney’s gone through, the bitch would burn out. Britney’s always had the Madonna stamp of approval, and with good reason.
February 3, 2012
