uponmyface asked: How you feel about Katy Perry saying she doesnt like that people think she wants to be like Gaga cus she wants to be like Britney? // also... big BIG fan of your blog!. Love it!!!
I mean, let’s be real here: who doesn’t? Either way, she can’t be like Gaga; it would require her to have some sort of depth. and thanks for the love, boo.
For over a year now, the music industry has seen a meteoric rise in the popularity of a certain musician. Without a doubt, Adele has established herself as a powerful fixture in music and pop culture through the monumental success of her sophomore album, 21. Even after remaining relatively low, Adele has managed to decimate every other musician in album sales this year (it’s not even close, really) and pretty much increased the music industry’s revenue on her own last year. This boss bitch is snatching up wigs like it’s her hobby and even though she’s recently announced that she’s pregnant, there seems to be no stopping her.
As if most of the bitches in the game didn’t have enough reason to fear her by now, colored wig enthusiast and the pop industry’s candy-coated sellout Katy Perry just revealed a startling new anecdote that has stricken fear into not only my own heart, but into many other musicians in the industry now. According to Katy Perry, Adele had enough time in her schedule between her Duffy scalping and her weekly urination session on the Billboard offices (a ritual done by Adele herself to ensure that everyone knows who runs Billboard) to catch a Katy Perry show. After going backstage to meet Katy Perry and I’m assuming to ask her who the hell let her on stage, they had a very frightening exchange once Adele noticed what Katy Perry was munching on.
What happened between Katy and Adele is not to be taken lightly. This goes far beyond any fat joke or wig-snatching, this is some REAL SHIT. It is a story of Adele denying another musician her sustenance, her life support, her feeding tube, if you will. Adele isn’t just content snatching your wig, she’s willing to come to your own show and take your food from you, even if you just finished entertaining her with blowjob-pained throaty vocals and manufactured hits. Adele is taking full advantage of her boss bitch status and will not only snatch a cheap wig off your head, but she’ll take your dinner and snacks as well.
So what’s left for musicians to do in these threatening times? I can’t come up with any viable solution myself, other than telling musicians to stay the fuck out of her way, cause homegirl’s got them pregnancy cravings coming on now.
Anonymous asked: I'm now hearing that resident basic bitch Katy Producerslovemyblowjobs Perry is attempting to return to acting as Freddie Mercury's girlfriend in a biopic… that whore needs to realize that she cannot act to save her life! They should give the role to Zooey Deschanel. Homegirl has a better voice, more acting chops, overall more talented, and a prettier version of Perry herself. Bitches like Rihject and Perry actually think they can attempt the status of singer/actress similar to Queen Beyoncé.
Umm, what the fuck? I’m not here for Katy OR Rihfund acting when they can barely carry on their initial jobs. Beyoncé may not be the best actress, but at least she’s not delusional like these other bitches when it comes to acting and the range of their own talents.
Anonymous asked: What do you think about Marina and the Diamonds?
While I absolutely LOVE some of the songs on Electra Heart, I have mixed feelings about Marina as an artist. She has a unique voice and is actually talented, but sometimes that’s just not enough. For me, it’s when that hypocrisy shines through that one begins to lose appreciation for her. When she dissed Ke$ha, Katy Perry and Rihanna for their usage of Dr. Luke and then turned around and had Dr. Luke work on her album, that is when I pretty much lost respect for her.
Some might try and defend her and say that her usage of Dr. Luke on Electra Heart was warranted because of the concept she was trying to convey on the album, but I’m not buying it. The image she tries to represent is that of a pop anti-heroine, and sometimes it seems genuine and at other times, not so genuine. It’s almost as if she’s trying to say “oh I’m satirizing the standard pop image so I can utilize certain aspects of it and not fall guilty of selling out,” and that only works in painfully apparent songs like Primadonna. I’m just not buying the idea of her yet.
Not to compare the two, but there was only one perfect anti-heroine in the pop game, and unfortunately, she’s dead and gone.
Here’s the interview that I’m referring to above. Also, for a review of Electra Heart that pretty much sums my views on the whole thing up perfectly, check out this review.
Anonymous asked: Rihanna is a herpes ridden whore. The only way she stays relevant is releasing rejects from her previous flops. Oh, and the only way she manages to get decent beats behind her lackluster vocals is giving every producer a complementary blow job and key to the back door.
I mean, I’m not challenging you on this one, but this sounds more like someone else I know…
“Hi Nicki. It’s Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter of the House of Dereon aka King B aka America’s National Treasure with skin and soul as pure and as white as a fresh Winter Morning aka Sasha Fierce aka The Second Coming. How you livin’?”
“actually my name’s Ka-“
“Listen Jessie J, I know we’ve both said and done some things we’re not proud of but I’d like to take this opportunity to extend an olive branch. You see, my Grammy warehouse is being relocated from the Cayman Islands to the large and wide open spaces of Rihanna’s forehead, and I was wondering if maybe you’d like to house-sit some of my Grammys and maybe even keep one. How does that sound?
“WOW! REALLY?! MY FIRST GRAMMY!? BEYONCE YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE!! Except please know that my name is Ka-“
“You’re right. I shouldn’t have and I won’t. How’s that for some Beautiful Liar shit, Bitch? Eat a dick heaux. Have fun living in Gaga’s shadow for the remaining 2 of your 15 minutes. I gotta go, we’re upgrading Blue Ivy to iOS 7 today.*click*”