a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in
i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground
HOLY SHIT
slavesnake what are you doing
LOL I flopped harder than your faves!
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Anonymous asked: What's your fave Britney Spears music video of all time??
DAMN. Jesus Christ, I love so many to a point of sick obsession, so it’s difficult to pick just one. BOMT is iconic and it was my introduction to her, so that’s near and dear to my heart. Oops! is also another standout video and I’m still trying to get down the choreography to this day. Circus is also another fave of mine, and she looks flawless in it. Till the World Ends is also fantastic and a standout amongst her entire discography and reinstated her reign over the world of music videos. But honestly, I think it would have to be between Me Against the Music or I’m a Slave 4 U, with slave taking a lead over MATM. I mean really, who hasn’t looked at the Slave video and thought “jesus christ I’d risk the venereal diseases that probably festered in that sex romp of a party to just be in her divine presence” and I would be lying if I told you I don’t watch the video when I’m on a treadmill at the gym.
November 27, 2011
September 24, 2011
10 Year Anniversary of ‘I’m a Slave 4 U’
Ten years ago today, one of our generation’s most impacting songs was released. It was a game changer. It was a career ender. It was a weave-tearing ascension to the throne. It was a proclamation to all of the other bitches in the game: “THIS is how you act sexy.” It inspired hordes of people to stop eating fast food and take on eating disorders. It has been the soundtrack to the conception of many children and the soundtrack to many gay men’s first experience.
This song and its video is so powerful that even today, we can look back on it and appreciate it for the timeless classic that it is. When people think of Britney Spears, I’m a Slave 4 U is one of the first things that comes to mind. This musical bildungsroman embodies the transformation of Britney Spears into a full-fledged woman, ready to let loose and annihilate every bitch who thought she stood a chance. It was the correct way to express a sexual curiosity, unlike someone else’s attempt. It didn’t come off as too try-hard, it was an honest, humble expression of her sexuality.
So let us celebrate today in the name of this watershed moment in pop music. Here’s to another 10 years of the boss bitch of pop music slaying our lives with songs like I’m a Slave 4 U.
Ten years ago today, one of our generation’s most impacting songs was released. It was a game changer. It was a career ender. It was a weave-tearing ascension to the throne. It was a proclamation to all of the other bitches in the game: “THIS is how you act sexy.” It inspired hordes of people to stop eating fast food and take on eating disorders. It has been the soundtrack to the conception of many children and the soundtrack to many gay men’s first experience.
This song and its video is so powerful that even today, we can look back on it and appreciate it for the timeless classic that it is. When people think of Britney Spears, I’m a Slave 4 U is one of the first things that comes to mind. This musical bildungsroman embodies the transformation of Britney Spears into a full-fledged woman, ready to let loose and annihilate every bitch who thought she stood a chance. It was the correct way to express a sexual curiosity, unlike someone else’s attempt. It didn’t come off as too try-hard, it was an honest, humble expression of her sexuality.
So let us celebrate today in the name of this watershed moment in pop music. Here’s to another 10 years of the boss bitch of pop music slaying our lives with songs like I’m a Slave 4 U.
August 21, 2011
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