BASIC BITCH ALERT: Miss Kerri’d Baby thowing shade at Ke$ha!?

I really don’t know what to do with Keri Hilson anymore. I know shit’s tough for her. To say she is the underdog is an understatement. Hilson is the quintessential basic bitch, in all of its aspects and meanings. Despite various efforts, she has yet to happen in any way, shape or form. The only relevant thing she does consistently is embarrass herself publicly by throwing more shade than an old willow tree at people who are infinitely more successful than her. Unless you’re Mariah Carey, the queen of shade, then there’s no reason to be throwing messy shade. Unlike Keri, Mariah Carey actually has the success and talent to start throwing shade and reading bitches like a fresh newsstand magazine.

But of course, Keri Hilson is caught doing what she does best: making a damn fool out of her flop self. In the video above, Keri Hilson is caught throwing shade at Ke$ha. Now let’s be honest here: strip away the theatrics and auto-tune and both of these bitches are about as talented as Hellen Keller on karaoke night after a few tequila shots. What is wrong with this situation, though, is the fact that Keri Hilson once again shows off her unbridled jealousy and hate for anyone who is more successful than she is. Ke$ha isn’t the most talented bitch of the bunch, but she garnered attention and success the minute she hit mainstream pop. Trying to imply that she isn’t real music is stupid, when she’s dominated billboard charts and managed to be more than just a one-hit wonder, as most of us expected her to be. Videos like this just show the world what a parched bitch Keri Hilson is. She wants that limelight, that success, and is bitter at the world for not being enough.


The most ridiculous part of this entire video is Keri Hilson’s “Hi editors!” whine when all the shade is coming down. This is why the bitch is a fucking joke. Every time she throws some shade and gets called out on it, the mangy bitch runs away, tail tucked between her legs. She never owns up to her dumb shit, and this video just shows the world what a fake basic bitch she is. Keri, let’s try to worry less about how every other bitch in the game is doing and try to worry more about how much of a flop bitch you are, ok?