Anonymous asked: My sister is so fucking annoying! I am a VERY big fan of Britney Spears, grew up with her and all that and I just couldn't bare that the music-oblivious idiotic sister of mine had the nerve of saying that Godney copied Avril Lavagina's hair on Till The World Ends. Bitch please. And to top it all off, she keeps on saying that Avril is more successful than any other artists. I just couldn't listen to Alice and shit. I want this bitch dead.

Aren’t sisters just the worst? My sister (who is also a devout Britney fan) was bugging me the other day when I was watching the Femme Fatale tour on DVD for the millionth time, telling me that I was “obsessed.” I simply threatened to throw her down the stairs if she ever came at me again and she has stopped.

You seem to be dealing with something much more alarming, though. A family member who stans for Avril Lavigne is a family member who is better off dead, tbh. I think there’s even a family policy in China recently implemented for daughters who still stan for Avril, where they allow them to be drowned in the river. We don’t need to get as barbaric, though. I suggest simply frustrating her by saying the same damn thing everyone else on this planet does when she mentions her to you: “WHO?” She’ll tire out eventually and hopefully stan for someone new. If that fails to work, you might have to resort to the more drastic measures…