Providing readers with some of the most informative pieces on the basic bitch in all of our lives. Strictly satirical in purpose and lighthearted in method.Tumblr (3.0; @bbtoday)http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5d266a95703cd8b01874b34f0034cd7/tumblr_molwd0GIeW1rqgjz2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gameleste.tumblr.com/post/53302549137" target="_blank">gameleste</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>got all this damn time to metalbend like the goddamn avatar but can’t upload a damn song to itunes smh</p> </blockquote>http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53340302225http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53340302225Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:54:26 -0400beyonceboss bitch<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/589d680da66734c185d298a2b181c28f/tumblr_momc1mWNdq1ql5yr7o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c05120ddd38fcaa1bc2ff68e7a593a10/tumblr_momc1mWNdq1ql5yr7o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53340233839http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53340233839Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:53:11 -0400chermdnamadonna<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e48e2ebc2dfefa12dadd21a09fe3787f/tumblr_mojzdqmZ2o1qzk032o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53255246488http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53255246488Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:52:00 -0400britney spearsboss bitch<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b2b158a4970d122724383fa7701e0d1/tumblr_miiqfkirLW1qh6sk8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53151207077http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53151207077Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:46:09 -0400britney spearsthe simple life<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0234234e4d926b59fe31cbd8503a2df4/tumblr_moi35pNwbQ1r0ir1xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://k1mkardashian.tumblr.com/post/53132122906/omfg" target="_blank">k1mkardashian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>OMFG</p> </blockquote>http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53150387851http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53150387851Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:34:06 -0400khiakim kardashian<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a2240af6b5d0ce8e736528e031b81cb3/tumblr_mogvrgf8N11qfl0pio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53084678778http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53084678778Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:23:04 -0400Jennifer Lopez<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma5ww3MuFi1qa9vqgo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma5ww3MuFi1qa9vqgo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma5ww3MuFi1qa9vqgo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma5ww3MuFi1qa9vqgo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma5ww3MuFi1qa9vqgo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma5ww3MuFi1qa9vqgo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma5ww3MuFi1qa9vqgo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma5ww3MuFi1qa9vqgo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyynick.tumblr.com/post/52846390969/this-needs-to-be-on-my-blog-again" target="_blank">heyynick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this needs to be on my blog again. </p> </blockquote>http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53077846511http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53077846511Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:26:04 -0400britney spearsboss bitchx factor<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gaec3IMW1qkomroo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gaec3IMW1qkomroo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gaec3IMW1qkomroo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gaec3IMW1qkomroo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Coming back from a show on her <em>I Am… World Tour</em>.</p> </blockquote>http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53050465233http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53050465233Sat, 15 Jun 2013 17:15:07 -0400beyonceboss bitch<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3bc7d6faecc9e09b64221b01d68fe492/tumblr_mock9lTvaP1qej93ko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/696db7af9a234d1a0e596165d67ef3a8/tumblr_mock9lTvaP1qej93ko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/82a151e6b085e06ef27eca0f83c6cc06/tumblr_mock9lTvaP1qej93ko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c6858ad8125d05dd0a7096b84c7a499/tumblr_mock9lTvaP1qej93ko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>Oprah bestows onto Beyoncé domain over the universe</em></p> </blockquote>http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53050425651http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53050425651Sat, 15 Jun 2013 17:14:31 -0400beyonceboss bitchoprah<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82a79cdb8eadfac541d05c34a113ed89/tumblr_mogdmd6a5G1qmb1m7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53050354809http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/53050354809Sat, 15 Jun 2013 17:13:00 -0400beyoncekim kardashiankanye westkimye<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/41f7c77205613dec7d40c51ad8c3de31/tumblr_ml9n696rjV1rywzvro1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/735cabcb6daded65633d5d66c38ad21a/tumblr_ml9n696rjV1rywzvro2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/432c4ef9afcf76b31bcb6a8ee4f7f706/tumblr_ml9n696rjV1rywzvro3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c76070c155df925f80aa3e5e1dd9053/tumblr_ml9n696rjV1rywzvro4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52960859767http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52960859767Fri, 14 Jun 2013 14:21:07 -0400beyonceboss bitch<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29b398c8c00f5e59e1a6a3b095121bf6/tumblr_moa3n0hVFp1rsjrs1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52958291748http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52958291748Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:39:23 -0400beyonceboss bitch<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/9841493" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://slavesnake.tumblr.com/post/52953568385/trollney-ivynajspyder-rats808-a-snake" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">slavesnake</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trollney.tumblr.com/post/52941975073/ivynajspyder-rats808-a-snake-escaping-from" target="_blank">trollney</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ivynajspyder.tumblr.com/post/52894148430/rats808-a-snake-escaping-from-its-meant-to" target="_blank">ivynajspyder</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rats808.tumblr.com/post/52841318935" target="_blank">rats808</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in</p> <p>i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground</p> </blockquote> <p>HOLY SHIT</p> </blockquote> <p>slavesnake what are you doing</p> </blockquote> <p>LOL I flopped harder than your faves!</p></blockquote>http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52954074782http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52954074782Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:29:07 -0400britney spearsI'm a Slave 4 USlaveSnake<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/836d8376e8fb1ff1c61c462e2e993d0e/tumblr_mobhpmOpsN1qcs2bwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52904637422http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52904637422Thu, 13 Jun 2013 19:40:26 -0400britney spearsboss bitchChristina Aguilerabasic bitchblue ivy, age 12: mom, can you help me solve this equation<br /> beyonce: i don't know much about algebra, but i know one plus one equals two <br /> blue ivy: mom i am failing http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52899420322http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52899420322Thu, 13 Jun 2013 18:23:56 -0400beyonceboss bitchblue ivy“‘I want Urban. I just want something that just feels Black.’””<br/><br/> - <em><p>Miley Cyrus </p> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/03cd6cc97259817be007479c019907cc/tumblr_inline_mob7cnKASK1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dirtylies-myregards.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">dirtylies-myregards</a>)</p></em>http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52899240574http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52899240574Thu, 13 Jun 2013 18:21:24 -0400miley cyrusbasic bitch<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/77dd8e1fa8fbc6a62f77393338f8abd9/tumblr_mo9qofMa0I1qjthv7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kevinless.tumblr.com/post/52794755362/she-still-doesnt-know-about-mdna" target="_blank">kevinless</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>she still doesn’t know about MDNA</p> </blockquote>http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52849363291http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52849363291Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:34:41 -0400chermadonnamdna<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2b3d2072b5532ab61deea756a9f6856/tumblr_mo9izoIsCe1qzjaf4o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c677f16625194c2d231b662d01fa088a/tumblr_mo9izoIsCe1qzjaf4o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52849344567http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52849344567Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:34:20 -0400beyonceboss bitchsuper smash bros<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/78a1f29ce6a9b59b1e68660a5a32fda7/tumblr_mo9z6mhurf1snk11jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52823764327http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52823764327Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:16:17 -0400britney spearsboss bitch<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2b3d2072b5532ab61deea756a9f6856/tumblr_mo9dwxg5Ww1ql5yr7o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4361a40e5487a1b19d19c0131f29241/tumblr_mo9dwxg5Ww1ql5yr7o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52771201309http://bbtoday.tumblr.com/post/52771201309Wed, 12 Jun 2013 01:39:20 -0400new yorktiffany pollardboss bitchsuper smash bros