June 2012
86 posts
But the tour sold 2000 tickets thats why they cancelled lulz
Babe, i cannot believe you are condoning the stunts & shows of the increasingly geriatric Queen of Pop, i respect her for what she's done but i hate when she lowers her self to petty beefs and cattiness ( has she learned nothing after being dragged effortlessly by both queens Janet and Mariah?)
Oh please, why is everyone acting surprised that MADONNA is throwing shade and being catty? It’s Madonna! She’s been catty before most of our faves were out of the womb. Personally, I think it’s GREAT that Madonna isn’t acting fake with anyone and decided to do something clever with her shade. Is it childish? Maybe. Is it entertaining? YES.
(and let’s not bring Janet into this. Yes, she is flawless and deserves recognition, but all it took was a titty to pretty much cause her career to come to a screeching halt.)
Xtina's bionic tour isnt cancelled, its delayed & was delayed because she didnt have time to rehearse for a proper show considering she was promoting her very successful movie BURLESQUE & she had interviews set out during that summer she was supposed to go on tour & she had to refund all the tickets to her SOLD OUT tour. please .. please do research before you call bionic (which peaked at #3 on billboards top 200 & named best pop album of 2010 by billboard) a flop. i bet you wont even post this.
…is this serious? Are Sloptina stans STILL entertaining the morbidly impossible possibility that there will be a Bionic tour? Well let’s set some things straight here for you Sloptina stans:
1) You don’t just say “I’M GOING TO TOUR!” No, that’s not how it works. Things take a lot of planning, in terms of venue bookings, stage setups, lighting, setlists, etc. For XTuna to have canceled the event because of what she alleged was ‘scheduling conflicts’ is HIGHLY unlikely. Not only would she have a tour planned out months before she canceled, but she would have had a promotional tour for Burlesque planned out as well. Either way, Burlesque wasn’t successful solely because of Floptina, Cher was in it as well, and she has a massive following.
2) You saying that Bionic “peaked” at #3 makes it sound like there was an upward climb. That is false. It DEBUTED at #3 behind the Twilight soundtrack and a Glee compilation album, then dropped and dropped. Do not go and try to make Bionic look like it was some sort of overlooked success, it was a massive flop both critically and saleswise, although it did break a record.
If you’re still waiting for the Bionic tour to happen, I’d advise against it. I think she only managed to get one show out of that massive flop…
NICOLE SCHERZINGER ON MY TV WITH THE PRESS ON NAILS COMMERCIAL OH SWEET BABY JESUS
That’s making you stans happy? I’m not sure whether to laugh or feel bad for you Nicole Shitswinger fans…
fuck you her ass is real
Are you talking about Nicki Minaj? If so…
LOL, the shaaaaaaaaaaddddddddde. I love Gaga, but Madonna clocked her with that mash-up. She basically said, "I really liked your song, but it's only because it sounds like my shit, but we're nothing alike."
TELL ME ABOUT IT! I cackled at the shade! She didn’t even perform the entire song, just seamlessly incorporated like half of a chorus into her act (which leads me to believe that she won’t even have to compensate anyone for the usage) and even did the dance. Following up with ‘She’s Not Me’ pretty much pours salt on the wound. It’s just wonderful and Gaga stans are just as pressed as ever.
May 2012
126 posts
posedpanther answered your question: BASIC BITCH ALERT: Nicole Shitswinger channels personal struggles in Men in Black III
she was probably just paid the trident layers. they save the mcdonald’s gift cards for when floptina makes movie appearances.
Sloptina only accepts Taco Bell gift cards. McDonald’s can only do set catering.
Ashley Tisdale or Vanessa Hudgens? // Selena Gomez , Demi Lovato or Miley Cyrus? // Lindsay Lohan or Hilary Duff? #random i know but pick one of each group who is the boss bitch and who is the basic bitch of each group? :) LOOVE THE BLOG BTW
How about we just purge the earth of everyone on that list except Demi Lovato and Lindsay Lohan? I could do without Ashley Tisdale and Selena Gomez’s lack of personality, Miley Cyrus’s huge ass buckteeth and Vanessa Hudgens’s inability to shave her cooter. Lindsay and Demi get to stay for the tabloid fodder and entertainment value.
(Thanks for the love, by the way :D)
i think it's funny cause you waste your time talking about nicole when you don't like her. haters gonna hate, always. you must be a shit.
Read the title of this blog. This blog is about basic bitches, and Nicole Shitswinger is pretty much the apex of basic. BBToday writes about her in order to provide a good laugh to everyone, and rightfully so! She’s a waste of oxygen!
You also had some errors in your article usage. I’m THE shit, bitch. Might want to proofread your posts next time before you embarrass yourself.
BASIC BITCH ALERT: Nicole Shitswinger channels personal struggles in Men in Black III
Like everyone else in the USA this weekend, I drank and ate ridiculously large quantities of food & liquor and went to the movies. Having already seen The Avengers and preferring to eat hot charcoal than watch Battleship with Rihgret, I purchased tickets for Men in Black III, which turned out to be pretty good! It was a funny movie and ended up being very entertaining. What is following is a tale of my experience with the movie, that contains minor spoilers. It doesn’t really reveal much that you don’t see in the trailer, but I figured I’d at least give you a courtesy spoiler warning. I am, after all, a man of courtesy!
As I sat down with my goobers and sour gummi worms, I was ready for a good time. Within the first scene, however, I was assaulted with a sight that I was not prepared for. As soon as the movie opens, we are treated to a scene where Nicole Shitswinger is dressed in some whoreish latex, carrying a cake. Confused, I turned to my friend and asked her if this was Men in Black III, not Nicole Shitswinger’s autobiographical movie. I mean, I know it’s been rough for the old broad, but I didn’t think she was desperate enough to start filming her waitress shifts in order to try and cash in on that.
Alas, within a few rushed seconds, we are told that she is a visitor of some highly dangerous alien, by the name of Boris the Animal (the movie’s main villain). Being escorted by a few guards, Shitswinger carries the cake with her to the animal in a sultry yet somber mood. When the vault opens, a shackled-up older looking alien greets them. We are then treated (and I shit you not) to a shot of the alien sticking a long, fleshy appendage into Shitswinger’s mouth. I was convinced at that moment that the scene was a dramatization of Shitswinger and her record label’s meetings regarding her music.
Inside the cake is an alien of some sort and it helps them break out. The prison guards escorting Shitswinger are killed, and the prison goes into a huge lockdown mode. Aided by Shitswinger and a large phallic-looking gun, Boris faces the prison guards. Shitswinger shoots a huge hole into the moon-based prison’s ceiling, and all of the guards are sucked out into space. Shitswinger grabs onto the alien with a look of desperation. She is let go and with the tables turned, SHE is sucked (right out of the prison and into space). This confirmed it: I was watching a reenactment of Nicole Shitswinger attempting to get Interscope to release Killer Love here in the states.
Now, I will say that seeing Shitswinger killed within minutes of the movie’s beginning scene was a pleasant surprise (I mean, she was no where to be seen in the movie trailer so there was no way to know that she was in it). I will even admit that Shitswinger’s reenactment of her struggles with her record company somewhat touched me. However, I’m having a hard time deciding whether having Nicole Shitswinger as an intergalactic whore was a movie budget’s worst expenditure this year or if that title went to Rihanna as a butch Navy soldier in Battleship. I’m sure Shitswinger was paid her worth (a gift card to McDonald’s and a pack of Trident Layers), but even that seems a little much in these trying times. Oh well.
blackout is literally perfect
