BBT: Basic Bitch Today

Just when I thought you crazy ass sloptina stans couldn’t get any better, y’all go and pose as Floptina for me. As if she would ever have the MODESTY to send an anonymous message! I’m gonna turn in to bed y’all, leave me some more love in the inbox so I can get to it later.

Oh I’m so frightened, hold me! When can I expect you here? Let me know an exact date, so I can expect you in a few months to maybe over a year or two, in the fashion of your fave.

Won’t deny that! Sloptina ain’t got shit on Rihanna in terms of success at the moment!

At least Britney is still making successful music and Mariah actually got paid to leave before she came back with The Emancipation of Mimi. I’m still waiting on a comeback from Christina. Was it supposed to be that soundtrack song from that spanish will ferrell movie? I’m still not sure…

I’m simply responding to your fanbase’s myriad of questions being thrown into my ask box. I only report on your idol when she slips up and embarrasses herself, as that’s the only thing that makes her relevant these days. You and your opinion of what a ‘superstar’ is can take a seat now.

I don’t think you’d be able to handle me and the type of individual I really am (instead of what you probably think I’m like). I, on the other hand, wish I could say the same about you. Thanks for coming back to visit my blog, by the way!

theres a reason why ppl like her put out singles like kate gosselin pops out babies. its to stay in the public eye. xtina has always taken long extended breaks between albums. thats no surprise. now can you imagine if rihanna took a 4 year break? you should be figure out the consequences.

I agree! This is a point I have made about Rihanna in the past, VARIOUS times. Unfortunately for you, comparing Christina to Rihanna in this case doesn’t work. Artists like Britney, Beyoncé, Madonna, etc. wait years in-between albums before putting something new out. When they come back, they still manage to debut at #1 and have success afterwards. Christina took like 4 years and debuted behind a glee soundtrack and the twilight soundtrack. After his piss poor attitude towards Lady Gaga, shit went straight to hell for her.

and this might be a question of tastes, but I highly doubt Bionic was an example of “quality over quantity.” That album was a rehash of all the current trends in the market and Christina Aguilera’s desperate attempt to innovate fields of music that were not suited for her or her voice. There’s a reason why everyone considers the ballads to be the only redeeming songs off that album.

It would be too logical for them to just scroll on by. I’m sure most of these Sloptina stans and Nicole Shitswinger stans and even Rihjection stans are not used to taking the high road, and have lived their lives parading around their ignorance and lack of integrity. They also fail to notice that blogs like mine thrive off of the flagrant display of their stupidity and brashness. Most of the time, they are just blowing off the steam of frustration built up from stanning for such useless individuals. I am glad I can help with that!

…and of course Beyoncé is worshiped here. She is the main example of what is NOT a basic bitch and what every basic bitch sets out to be. We learn through elimination here. :D

Honestly, it’s a bit of both. It isn’t so much as me hating Christina Aguilera as it is a resentment for the way in which she carries herself. She’s a massive flop and hasn’t gotten a good hit in AGES on her own, so when she goes around calling herself ‘The Voice’ or carrying herself around with a smug demeanor (like she did throughout the entire Bionic press circuit), it’s unwarranted. I used to make fun of flop bitches like Kelly Rowland, but artists like her know their place. They know they’re not about to snatch any top spots or worldwide attention, they carry themselves with modesty and a humble outlook.

I do, however, hate her fans. They are the most delusional clusterfuck of people and choose to ignore massive failures, like Bionic or Not Myself Tonight. They choose to highlight the fact that she ended up on a judging show in the hopes that she’ll have a solid place to advertise her single, which has been rumored to drop at anytime now (for months already). They choose to ignore the fact that the only reason her performance in Burlesque was not torn and shred into pieces was because it was a musical and her style of music. They choose to highlight that she lost weight, but they choose to ignore that she ballooned to ugly proportions, made some horrific styling decisions and bled on a stage (passing it off as spray tan, even though it only came from between her massive thighs and her crotch).

It’s the delusion coming from both parties that I despise.

You see? You Christina stans are just all sorts of delusional. Maroon 5 didn’t have fans? Country people don’t watch tv? Maroon 5 has been huge for quite some time after Songs About Jane, and the faithfulness of the country music fan demographic is frightening (as noted by the success of many country stars today). Yes, she is the most paid out of the four, but mostly because they expected her to bring drama. So snap out of it.

Also, her boyfriend is from my area and grew up around here. He and his family have been very shady from the start. Believe me or not (and you guys can choose to not, I don’t give a shit), his siblings and himself have participated in selling drugs around town when they were younger. Not that this has any reflection on your idol, but you know that old saying: “tell me who you walk with and I’ll tell you who you are.” She’s not the only person to get shitfaced (and we’re not talking about just once here), but when she’s supposed to be an inspiration to the pitiful demographic that is the Christina fanbase, she should learn to carry herself a little bit better.

don’t matter if Christina Aguilera puts out another hit record cuz she’s already done more and earned more in ten years then you could ever in your life time. and so what if she hasnt released anything lately. She ain’t like Rihanna 6albumsin6years shiet. Regardless of what you say about her being “basic,” she is also known as a true talent in todays music industry. There’s a reason why Celine Dion and Whitney Houston noted Christina as someone in contemporary music that they enjoy listening to.

The best part about this all is that people think I stan for Mariah Carey. I don’t, I’m just able to recognize her greatness. Kylie’s Aphrodite wasn’t a flop in her market and she even got to go on her 10th tour for it! And the fact that YOU brought up Gonnoriha makes it even funnier, because it shows who and what the sloptina stanbase is threatened by!

Christina Aguilera wasn’t chosen because she is relevant, she was chosen because she is a known bitch and was flopping all over the place, thus being an ideal candidate for a competition with singing coaches. Jennifer Lopez makes more than her, and she’s another flop bitch! Don’t start throwing recent numbers at me when it comes to Sloptina, because you’ll just endure some more embarrassment (not as if y’all aren’t used to it).

Y’all need to face facts: there’s no more room in the game for Sloptina, no matter how much weight she loses. You can thank a certain someone for that…

Thank you, I am glad that someone thinks i’m a good person! I’m also glad that you’ve been following me and keeping tabs on my posts in the Christina Aguilera tag. I usually use Google Analytics, but I’m glad that I have readers like you to keep up more specific statistics, like how many times I state facts about Sloptina!

My blog is centered on basic bitches and the flops of the industry. Unfortunately for Christina Aguilera and her fanatics, she is a flop. Therefore, I will write about her when necessary. I know some of you can’t resist looking up what factual shade everyone has to throw at Floptina, but you can always scroll past!

Honestly, I don’t know what Nicole Shitswinger stans actually STAN FOR. She has had an entire album shelved, a ‘debut’ album flop overseas and then have had it continually pushed back for a US debut. Sometimes I feel bad for them, but then most people who stan for Nicole Shitswinger have to be complete morons and lunatics. I honestly think they only exist on tumblr. That’s why every time I get asks from them, it’s always the same reaction from me:

Simply because no one gives a fuck about Shitswinger and no one has since Nicole Shitswinger & the Twat Squad disbanded.

THE VOICE. Fuck whatcha heard from whoever else (aka sloptina stans). She is a fantastic musician and also the queen of shade. Even now, when her voice has allegedly deteriorated, she can still outsing any of the bitches in the game. She may not be able to put on a show like Beyoncé (in terms of dancing and singing at the same time), but in terms of vocals, she has got it down.

I don’t have much to say, mostly out of pity. Not because Brad cheated on her (well lbr had Brad left me I would’ve dug a hole in the ground and buried my head in it for eternity), but more so for the fact that the tabloids won’t ever leave her alone. Homegirl is out there making bank by playing the same character in every movie and getting that dick. Let her be!

Ugh, I’m trying not to, but they make it SO HARD.